The Big Untidy Magazine

Where is Mr Tracksuit?

This is a song dedicated to Graham Tracksuit
He used to be in a group called I-Jog And The Tracksuits
And then he was an Optimist
They were number 1 in our imaginary hit-list
I'm wondering aloud
Where is Mr Tracksuit?

Then he played bass and sang in The Ministry Of Humour
And often played on LP's made by Robb Johnson
Then he went to Mexico
And after that, well, we really don't know
I'm wondering aloud
Where is Mr Tracksuit?

Somewhere in the world helping solve a problem
Trying to find answers, maybe writing new songs
Sitting in a foreign bar
And travelling around town in a hired car
I'm wondering aloud
Where is Mr Tracksuit?

PS: This was written back in 1994. I'm happy to
announce Graham Tracksuit is alive and well and
living in Uxbridge.

Clive Product