The Big Untidy Magazine

CV

If you don't accept my handwritten CV
you are not the company for me.
It has to be, you say,
in a certain style
like all the others you receive.
(lacking personality).
All it says is
Yes, I have a computer and
Yes, I have this programme.
Idiots!
What's wrong with these people?
Yes, it looks tidy
and you can read it easily.
But these pages are drained
of all life.
(And this IS your life)
A poor soul lost at sea,
washed up on the shore of
bureaucratic decision-making.
If that's the way you want to play,
I'd rather play elsewhere.

Clive Product