The Big Untidy Magazine

Woof Woof

Woof woof,
Dog owner meets dog owner
-And talk ‘dog talk’.
“Mine is a ‘blah blah blah,
And yours?”
“He’s a blah blah blah blah blah!”
Yawn, groan!
Damn pesky creature,
Don’t dare come near.
He did!
Now look at my shoes!
Why are these people so boring?
And have you noticed,
How many dog owners
Look like their dogs?
Oh, lonely woman,
Walks dog in the rain;
Her husband long dead, or simply long gone.
It’s company for her,
You say in defence,
I pity the dog.

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